being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
- step one: shower
- step two: take selfie
I was scrolling through and my brother saw this. And my brother walked by and said your hot he’d like a piece of that ass. And my mom was in the room, and he turned to her and just came out as hes gay. I love family night..
this is the best thing anyone has ever commented on one of my posts
Just got back from the gym
ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?
Barton, I’ve been compromised.
OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TUMBLR!!!”
I like how she just casually has a black widow outfit
She has a Black Widow outfit lying around but not Kanye glasses.
how to walk like a queen [x]
This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life
I think of this often…
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
October is the awareness month for every single one of these!
Don’t just go pink!
Signal boost like there’s no tomorrow!
I have faith in you tumblr!
We can raise awareness for the awarenesses!
We can do this!
I have celiac disease and this is the first time ive EVER seen it being supported besides the little groups of people who all have it. This actually means a lot because it isn’t just a joke or diet its legit. THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE TUMBLR
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.